I'm hating:
- Work drama. I can't disclose anything further. Already was busted for "sharing" on social media. Enough said!
- Group work. UGGGGGGHHHH! I hate group work. I was always the person in the group who was rolling her eyes while idiots discussed how they wanted to do things (incorrectly and inefficiently, I should add) and then just ended up doing the whole thing herself because I didn't want to put up with those idiots for a second longer. I am taking an online course and we have a group work assignment. WTF? Why does group work exist beyond high school? It shouldn't. Anyways, I have a looney-bin group member who wants to meet up (uh, hello? We are taking an online course for a reason. Most likely because we don't want to have to shower needlessly/we want to do everything last minute). She says she wants to meet because she works better by "feeling" the vibe of the group in person. Gross. I imagine her to be Tracy Flick a la Election. Don't want to deal with her. I got out of meeting, but she isn't happy. I'm not happy that she has my email address...
- People who don't pick up their dog's shit. So Cooper has developed this really endearing behaviour of eating dog poo. It's wonderful! He'll eat it frozen, cold, dried, or hot off the presses! Besides the gross factor, he can pick up parasites from doing this. So I officially hate people who don't pick up their dog's poo. The problem is these people's dogs seem to poo in the middle of the night. I have never seen someone leave their dog's poo unpicked. If I do, however, ... Also, it looks gross. Like, have some pride in the grass right outside your apartment door.
- Being poor. Still sucks. We were going to go shopping in Buffalo for a night over the March Break or go to Blue Mountain for two nights, but Cooper's butt infection literally shit all over that plan. In the witty words of my friend Audrey, "What an asshole!"
I'm loving:
- March Break! Hello? No teenagers, no work, sleeping in, wearing pjs all day, making non-teachers jealous, and time with hubby! What's not to love? Plus, daylight savings was last weekend so I had a whole extra week to get "adjusted" to the time change. Lulz.
- Morning cuzzles. We swore Cooper would not come in our room. We also swore that he would not get in our bed. This week has definitely challenged both of these ideas. I forget who's idea it was, but Cooper has ended up in bed with us, cuzzling, watching the Price is Right as we wake up. And if that's wrong, I don't want to know what is right.
Please enjoy watching a Price is Right contestant that is high on shrooms and drunk.
- Cleaning and getting organized. Time off means time to get stuff done! I cleaned my night table, make-up table, bookshelf, front closet, and dresser. AND I think I found my new computer! AND I researched new dog food for Cooper (methinks he has a wheat allergy) AND bought it! AND we put up a new shelf for our cook books. We did work, son!
Look at my make-up table! PRISTINE!
- More daylight! I just realized that all of my love items are related to the March Break. Thank God for March Break. Anyways, more daylight rocks. I can stop wearing my brass knuckles as I walk Cooper in the morning because there is actually daylight at 7:15 am! More sun just means more happiness. Am I right?
Kurtchel Dictionary
Cuzzles - a higher form of cuddling, often incorporating snuggling.
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